Tessa Harnetiaux
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Just because you’re from a small town in Nebraska, doesn’t mean you can hit it big on Mr. Skin. Tessa Harnetiaux grew up in Nebraska, then hit NYC to pursue an acting career. The five-foot, seven-inch brunette has mostly been on the boob tube, and her boobs have mostly been seen as Megan in Season 2 of Cinemax’s original comedy series The Girl’s Guide to Depravity, her first major television role. Four episodes in particular have landed on Mr. Skin’s radar, all giving prominence to tantalizing Tessa’s titillating twosome. In just her second episode, “The Do Me Rule,” the star applies fake tattoos all over her naked torso while looking in the mirror; so impressed with herself (as are we with those sweet breasts), she starts flexing her…muscles. Later, those tattoos and peaks can be seen bouncing and riding on top of a man friend. “The Bar Sex Rule” finds our girl stripping down to her bra and cheeky panties, then down to nothing while dancing naked (literally) with her date, before dancing naked, cowgirl style. “The ‘Get the Fuck Out of Your Comfort Zone’ Rule” puts us in our comfort zone as Tessa gets naked and then dressed while yapping on the phone. And “The F*cK Yes Rule” shows our girl getting royally effed, the twins and tush both out and very happy. A handful of other roles in TV and in the movie theatre have Tess in a more complete wardrobe through 2018, but we’ll always make time to follow the rules of her earlier work.